Monday, March 23, 2009

Lego controls most of the universe

It does, well in theory, at least.
There is a piece of LEGO that stands out amongst the rest of my collection, it is know as a micro scout and has a seeming ability to perform task of motion without any indication of fuel consumption.
One would deny this simply by speculating that it has a power core, possibly a battery or small electrical distribution units, I am not satisfied with this response, however.
After spending many waking hours inspecting the micro scout, I can conclude 2 evidential facts, firstly, the device is completely sealed, no access from either side to find out its magical properties, and second, that it beeps several times when performing a task.

The tasks it performs are relatively simple, either turning a small cog one way or the other, sometimes changing pitch mid program, simple yes, but the fact that I cannot find anyway into the device flaws my one expertise; being able to mangle my way into any tech and destroying its static sensitive micro processing units.

It is interesting to come across an artefact such as this, since I have been using this micro scouter for well over 4 years w/o having to worry about changing batteries or such nonsense, I believe there is some type of parallel dimension involved with its propulsion theory, or even more far-fetched, it contains our own universe, and has the ability to expand atoms and control photons. abstract as it may sound, I cannot find any other means to which power this awesome device.

In conclusion, there will be further studies carried to divide this mystical micro scout; until then try to imagine a galaxy, full of spectral neurons and whatnot, contained within a small plastic case decorated with 3 button labelled "RUN", "ON/OFF" and "SELECT"; this explanation gives rise to the awesome theory: "Lego controls most of the universe"

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