Showing posts with label mysteries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mysteries. Show all posts

Monday, March 23, 2009

Lego controls most of the universe

It does, well in theory, at least.
There is a piece of LEGO that stands out amongst the rest of my collection, it is know as a micro scout and has a seeming ability to perform task of motion without any indication of fuel consumption.
One would deny this simply by speculating that it has a power core, possibly a battery or small electrical distribution units, I am not satisfied with this response, however.
After spending many waking hours inspecting the micro scout, I can conclude 2 evidential facts, firstly, the device is completely sealed, no access from either side to find out its magical properties, and second, that it beeps several times when performing a task.

The tasks it performs are relatively simple, either turning a small cog one way or the other, sometimes changing pitch mid program, simple yes, but the fact that I cannot find anyway into the device flaws my one expertise; being able to mangle my way into any tech and destroying its static sensitive micro processing units.

It is interesting to come across an artefact such as this, since I have been using this micro scouter for well over 4 years w/o having to worry about changing batteries or such nonsense, I believe there is some type of parallel dimension involved with its propulsion theory, or even more far-fetched, it contains our own universe, and has the ability to expand atoms and control photons. abstract as it may sound, I cannot find any other means to which power this awesome device.

In conclusion, there will be further studies carried to divide this mystical micro scout; until then try to imagine a galaxy, full of spectral neurons and whatnot, contained within a small plastic case decorated with 3 button labelled "RUN", "ON/OFF" and "SELECT"; this explanation gives rise to the awesome theory: "Lego controls most of the universe"