Sunday, July 26, 2009

After the storm and the hiatus...

Well; my loyal and trusted 'whatever'..

So there was no storm; there was a slight hiatus however.
Hopefully my internet ventures will continue in a more stable fashion; so i have decided to re-dedicate this blog to my many new activities: my new film title 'potatowerx', and my new stress:pivot animation hobby.

After succesfully completing a diploma of software engineering (why i have not posted in a while due to the rape of study bsns) i am now fully focusing on a completely un-productive lifestyle - in terms of monetary gain and so forth.

I have a new and improved outlook on life; which is the result of many trials and tribulations that have faced me in the just beconed months; in short - i am uber1337?

As for IRM - you will just have to be patient while i start recoding some of the songs written./.

pastoulio.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Industrial Racism Master

Propagating soon...

Industrial Racism Master is a spoken word black metal project creating propaganda against most races (except white)
Industrial Racism Master is not calm music, if you are prone to seizures or are offended easily you will probably not tolerate this music (because you are weak and we hate you)

The band consists of 3 members;

Schnell - Propagator/Screaming/Speaking
Pastoulio - Synth/Keyboard/Noises
Euronymous - Extreme Guitar/Noises

We will be releasing our first album "Hitlers Hiest Machine" which will contain 6 tracks and 2 videos.

So far the release date is unknown so be patient, Sieg Heil.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Yes, April did disappear ...

Since I have no blogs listed under the month of April, I have no choice but to conclude that April evaporated from the internet, or so I thought...

It just turns out I was playing World of Warcraft all throughout April, creating the illusion that it dissipated.
World of Warcraft simulates the effect of traversing through a wormhole in spatial time, preposterous as it may sound, many WoW players have claimed that 'time loss' occurs as a result from playing the highly addictive heroin substitute.
It may be speculation at this point, however, I believe when one plays WoW for longer than 30 minutes they are induced into a virtual coma, only certain bodily functions remain active at this time, micro and breathing for example.

Once induced into this coma the player becomes detached from physical reality, entering a zone I refer to as 'Eartharoth' - lame? I know, but w/e.

Once they have transcended into this zone, a type of space warp occurs, where your link to the blizzard server acts as a portal, combined with the bio-chemistry occurring between you and your computer, a type of serial a-lateral conversion is made; to understand this sensation you would have to convert your physical appearance into a nifty GUI programming package, your basic motor functions would become boolean expressions and your core body functions would be broken down into packet binary.

At this point you have made a 'bond' with the BLIZZARD SUPER-COMPUTER, and every other user transposing in this a-lateral state, when this is achieved you have abilities far beyond what would be imagination if you were tethered to your physical being.
For instance you can traverse into the Korean internet system and learn dirty secrets about their baby murdering policy, or as mentioned above you can literally create time pathways to flow with; although it is not a form of time-travel, more like a situation of time awareness and fact of time?

Good, I like WoW, but I should not play WoW, go Pastoulio.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Linux possibly better that Windows...

Microsoft's Windows is massive carp, it has more carp in it than this blog.
One would ask, what does an operating system need with all this carp?
I'm not really sure, since carp is a bad thing, and Windows harbours it, then the conclusion of Microsoft's Windows is pretty clear. What a piece of shit.

Linux is quite (possibly) a better operating system than Windows Vista and its predecessors, ofcourse most people considered using Windows 98 and below as pure comedy, no-one suspected that it was one of the flagship products of the Microsoft corporation.
Windows is apparently a fast, reliable and stable operating system, stated by Microsoft many times as they shoved their advertising stick down your throat, little did the consumer know that it was built primarily to harbour poorly scripted programs, pornography servers and multitudes of a vast array of viruses, malware, trojans, spyware and worms.

It's pretty unclear why Microsoft released such a dilapidated and incompatible operating system onto the market, but they sure did make a sweet mint from it, similar to me mashing some food on a piece of carpet and referring to it as 'art'.

Taking all aspects of an operating system into account it now seems distinct that Linux clearly outperforms Windows in almost every aspect (every)
The only reason I would install Windows into my machine now would be to... yeh.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Lego controls most of the universe

It does, well in theory, at least.
There is a piece of LEGO that stands out amongst the rest of my collection, it is know as a micro scout and has a seeming ability to perform task of motion without any indication of fuel consumption.
One would deny this simply by speculating that it has a power core, possibly a battery or small electrical distribution units, I am not satisfied with this response, however.
After spending many waking hours inspecting the micro scout, I can conclude 2 evidential facts, firstly, the device is completely sealed, no access from either side to find out its magical properties, and second, that it beeps several times when performing a task.

The tasks it performs are relatively simple, either turning a small cog one way or the other, sometimes changing pitch mid program, simple yes, but the fact that I cannot find anyway into the device flaws my one expertise; being able to mangle my way into any tech and destroying its static sensitive micro processing units.

It is interesting to come across an artefact such as this, since I have been using this micro scouter for well over 4 years w/o having to worry about changing batteries or such nonsense, I believe there is some type of parallel dimension involved with its propulsion theory, or even more far-fetched, it contains our own universe, and has the ability to expand atoms and control photons. abstract as it may sound, I cannot find any other means to which power this awesome device.

In conclusion, there will be further studies carried to divide this mystical micro scout; until then try to imagine a galaxy, full of spectral neurons and whatnot, contained within a small plastic case decorated with 3 button labelled "RUN", "ON/OFF" and "SELECT"; this explanation gives rise to the awesome theory: "Lego controls most of the universe"

Monday, March 16, 2009

World of Warcraft, more like: World of Awesomecraft

After having a 3 week hiatus from World of Warcraft against my will, i have successfuly wroughted my way back into Blizzards system using the not-so reliable internet billing system - *.
after completing my brootal 6000 werd tertiary assignment, i decided i wanted to play WoW again, however, i have no job thus no money; and WoW relies on you having money to enjoy their art.
I tried numerous times paying for the game with my credit card, with no avail, it seems you have to have money, Blizzard don't like credit; i have kredit.

Since the aforementioned method failed to provide in-game time, i decided to use a more discretionary option, *. I'm not sure why its discretionary, but it seems pretty unlegit.

So i have this shifty * account, technically it exists, but its not tied to any particular bank account, however i won't go into details about my 'personal funding'.
After about 20 minutes of computer deliberation, Blizzard seemed to accept this method of 'payment' and thus, WORLD OF WARCRAFT TIME!!@bbq

Since my heals with Gumbyman have become a little rusty, i decided to create a new pwnerer, and the protégé to Gumbyman - Gumbymang was created.
Below is a picture of Gumbymang with his minion Azuri.



As you can see Gumbymang is very happy relaxing outside his rustic azerothian cottage.
In later posts i may decide to reveal my more elite doods, however World of Warcraft is a dish best served humble.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

poop

i eat it

the end

(thankyou to stripeykitten)