Yes, April did disappear ...

Since I have no blogs listed under the month of April, I have no choice but to conclude that April evaporated from the internet, or so I thought...

It just turns out I was playing World of Warcraft all throughout April, creating the illusion that it dissipated.
World of Warcraft simulates the effect of traversing through a wormhole in spatial time, preposterous as it may sound, many WoW players have claimed that 'time loss' occurs as a result from playing the highly addictive heroin substitute.
It may be speculation at this point, however, I believe when one plays WoW for longer than 30 minutes they are induced into a virtual coma, only certain bodily functions remain active at this time, micro and breathing for example.

Once induced into this coma the player becomes detached from physical reality, entering a zone I refer to as 'Eartharoth' - lame? I know, but w/e.

Once they have transcended into this zone, a type of space warp occurs, where your link to the blizzard server acts as a portal, combined with the bio-chemistry occurring between you and your computer, a type of serial a-lateral conversion is made; to understand this sensation you would have to convert your physical appearance into a nifty GUI programming package, your basic motor functions would become boolean expressions and your core body functions would be broken down into packet binary.

At this point you have made a 'bond' with the BLIZZARD SUPER-COMPUTER, and every other user transposing in this a-lateral state, when this is achieved you have abilities far beyond what would be imagination if you were tethered to your physical being.
For instance you can traverse into the Korean internet system and learn dirty secrets about their baby murdering policy, or as mentioned above you can literally create time pathways to flow with; although it is not a form of time-travel, more like a situation of time awareness and fact of time?

Good, I like WoW, but I should not play WoW, go Pastoulio.